Uh... hello. This is awkward. You see, I have great plans for this page and this site in the future. However, the limitations of this human form I am forced to occupy means that for some ineffable reason I must recline horizontally in a bad and stay in that state for an miscellaneous number of hours.

You have my word that I will be back to update these pages, whether you wish for that to happen or not

In the meantime though, why don't you check out some songs by the greatest artist who ever lived, David Bowie. Or, check out the page that I'm currently working on, here. The code may be doing some weird things, but enter at your own risk.