what up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read

Who am I? How the hell should I know?

Hi! I'm Scythe. I'm a vaguely humanoid cryptid, who likes to do random things. Lots of different random things. Some of these random things include coding, drawing, writing, existing, y'know. The usual mix of chaotic stuff that a cryptid with an interest in humanity enjoys.

When I'm not dwelling in my self-loathing, I'm stroking my dogs.

But otherwise, yeah, there's not really much to say. I write. I read. I live. I breathe. Some days that's an achievement.

Planned Projects

Ay. So I haven't touched this site for a good while, and there's a lot of things that need to be unearthed and reorganised, and I will be working on those as much as I can. In the meantime though, enjoy the craziness of everything that is changing. Some of the sites may say different thigns and tell you that you're going somewhere and end up somewhere completely different. That is the fun. (Or at least if you keep telling yourself that that is the fun, then you will be able to at least temporarily delude yourself that this is where the amusement is derived from.)